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What do strawberries & cream, queuing and a bit of sunburn all epitomise? That’s right, it’s that fantastic time of year again when the world’s elite descend on Wimbledon for a fortnight of doing battle on the green courts!

Game, set and match to the Wordia team who have working with the LTA (Lawn Tennis Association) to get ‘British Tennis Week’ up and running as our next campaign!

We have been filming down at the LTA’s very impressive, very modern training grounds over the last few weeks to meet and greet some of the existing and rising stars of UK tennis. We have also endured the blistering heat of the Wimbledon queue to get some very enthusiastic fans to give us their views on the words for ‘British Tennis Week’.

We have braved sunburn and dehydration, but it is all worth it in the name of Wordia, and next week’s campaign is set to be as scorching as the sun has been over the Wimbledon skies.

So starting Monday 29^th June we will have some great names from UK tennis up on the site giving us their unique views and ideas on some inspirational words, and how these words are applicable to them in their everyday life.

So it is all systems go here at the Wordia office as we are checking & re-checking everything in preparation for the launch of refugee week! Don’t forget that you can come and join us with the Celebrating Sanctuary festival on London’s southbank this Sunday. We are going to be down there with the other 22 thousand people enjoying the sunshine, and getting some of the great members of the public to come and define some words for us, so come along and get yourself on Wordia.com

 We have some great talent lined up for this weeks Word of The Days, so don’t’ forget to log in on Sunday to check it out and to see the new layouts and additions to the website!

We’ve been really busy over the last few months here at Wordia HQ, heads-deep in code and production rushes, working on some exciting new developments. In that time, you’ve emailed us in your dozens, kindly giving us feedback on the current Beta site – what you like and what you hate – and we’ve responded!

 Firstly, a big technical development; we’ve changed the way we produce and publish our word of the day videos. We’re now ‘theme-ing’ our Word of the Day videos, creating a week of related words by topic. This allows us to create themed content around public events (’Christmas Week’ for example, with words relating to the festive period). 

We’re kicking things off with an exciting partnership with Refugee Week, starting June 14th – a week of words, raising awareness of refugees in conjunction with a fantastic media partner (stay tuned!). 

What better way to start this week long activity, than by filming at the Celebrating Sanctuary event on London’s Southbank (22K people!). If you want to come down and have some fun, support a great charity – and even meet the Wordia team and define a word of your own – then check out http://www.refugeeweek.org.uk for all the details. See you there.

On a different note, we’re still busy filming great Word of the Day content (you have subscribed, right…?); Wednesday was a real treat as we got the chance to catch up with world music legend Baaba Maal, http://www.baabamaal.tv. The Senegalese super star took us on a journey around his favourite London record store before hitting the stage to play out songs from his latest album, much to delight of the crowd.

Friday saw us whipping up a storm with the Irish indie boys, The Blizzards. We were treated to some good old-fashioned rock & roll as Niall from the band serenaded us with his melodic tones and explained his thoughts on ‘Reverie’ (coming soon!).

Saving the best ’til last we’ve just met and filmed comedy genius and living legend, Mr Andrew Sachs for Refugee Week (Andrew’s father moved to the UK from Occupied Nazi Germany). Andrew had some a truly unique perspective of the word ‘Home’. 

Don’t forget to check out Andrew, Baaba and much much more from Sunday 14^th June as part of our Refugee Week activity.

If you have any thoughts, comments or suggestion for us, please drop us a note to:

production@wordia.com. 

Looking forward to hearing from you.

The Wordia team

It’s been a lively start to the spring at Wordia. The comedy contributions rumble on apace with definitions from a pair of funny Simons – Life of Si, offal-obsessed Diane Morgan, Kettering’s own James Acaster and some familiar-feeling faces from top impressionist Jess Robinson (her from the Head Cases & Dead Ringers).
Sexpert Tracey Cox got our temperatures rising with her definitions. Our red-blooded, two man crew struggled to maintain their professionalism when visiting her stunning West-London pad to film the interview. She offered to let us film in the bedroom, but that was more responsibility than we were prepared to take, so we stayed put in her living room.
We were treated to a culinary treat by Antonio Carluccio, who invited us to his Covent Garden restaurant, where he rustled up an amazing zabaglione, and treated us to a glass of his finest champagne while defining some gastronomic terms for us. More of this please. We’re checking on Heston’s availability for our next course!
We met post-punkers The Rakes, ahead of their new tour. We’re big fans of these skinny rockers, so a flooded venue didn’t manage to scupper our interview, and we were relegated to the car park for their on-camera English lesson.
Our producer’s pile of free books is growing by the day. Recent interviews with Marcel Theroux, Chris Manby, Olivia Darling, Karen Maitland and Kasey Edwards mean that his commute is suddenly overrun with choices of literature. Sadly, Tracey Cox never gave him any of her titles.
Wordia continues to grow, and our power people are preparing pitches for various exciting online delights. We’ll keep you posted on these, but in the meantime, as ever…
…keep it Wordia.

Here at Wordia HQ it’s been a hectic start to the month, caused mainly by mother nature covering us in a blanket of snow, and forcing us to down our linguistic tools for a few days . Ever since, we’ve been making up for lost time, out filming all over the place.
The snow had an impact on our Words of the Day too, with Marcel Lucont and Nick Doody both doing snowman-related definitions. They are just two of the many comedians who’ve been keen to get involved with us. Katherine Ryan delighted us all with her (non-filthy) definition of spunk (see it here http://www.wordia.com/wotd/2009/2/9). There’s more to come from her over the next few weeks. Pappy’s Fun Club were a delight, and squeezed us in for a few sketches before they headed off on their ridiculously extensive tour. Comedian’s comedian and Eddie Izzard’s replacement-in-waiting Gerry Howell will help us to feel the love with his definition on Valentine’s Day.
It’s not all frivolous though. Property developer and presenter Kristian Digby gave us all a moment for thought with his great and personal definition of Dyslexia. He’s dyslexic himself and had a genuinely refreshing insight into dealing with the condition. When we were filming him, it came as no surprise to us that his pad was unbelievably plush – a Beverley Hills crib in the middle of East London.
The next week will keep us on our toes, and Wordia to a money expert, a hundred-metre sprinter, an author, a sexpert, a mercury-nominated jazz musician, four more comedians and another author. Keep an eye on our Words of the Day to see who they are.
We’re off to define “pub”.
As ever, keep it Wordia.

This week I’m going to attempt to write the blog with the theme of crap Christmas Cracker jokes as we’re hoping to see Santa come down our chimney and are currently discussing if we’re leg or breast men – turkey wise of course. So first up out of our yuletide wordia cracker:

First up: what do you get if you cross a star with a sailor? A hugely successful indie band of course! Following massive success in the early and mid noughties Starsailor have been a bit quiet of late. But here at Wordia we’ve learnt that it’s only really because like every other band in the known universe they’ve decided to leave EMI. They are back with a bang in a few months time with a new album on the Virgin label. We caught up with lead singer James Walsh on the cusp of his big comeback. For a man who regularly performs in front of thousands he was remarkably softly spoken, but unsurprisingly eloquent with a lyrical quality to his turn of phrase. Watch out for his endearing videos coming soon.

Next is more of a riddle than a joke. Can you guess the real names of up and coming double act Bronya and Siony? Honda and Sammi? Inge and Hermione? No – it’s Sonya and Briony, who have made the almost double bluff of protecting their anonymity by merely switching the first letters of their Christian names. Could they be the next French and Saunders? Quite possibly on the evidence of the definitions they gave us. Word play is really their forte so they were perfect for wordia.

It just wouldn’t be Christmas without a knock knock joke in a cracker. So in that spirit try this one: Knock knock. Who’s there? Dungeon. Dungeon who? Dungeon know that we went to the London Dungeon this week! Your correspondent hadn’t been to the spooky attraction since he was in short trousers and didn’t recall it being particularly alarming. But in the interim period they’ve really upped the ante and it actually ended up being quite scary. They’ve got real rats you know! We were escorted round by the PR lady and the actor we were filming with and to avoid bumping into the paying public we kept on having to walk up and down a bit of the dungeon known as plague street. One of the main features in that area is a mannequin dressed as a plague victim which, when triggered by a sensor, sneezes a mist of water (hopefully!) at hapless passers by. You know in Indiana Jones and the Last crusade when having seen a useless Nazi decapitated Indy knows how to time his run just right so he avoids the slashing blades of the booby traps protecting the Holy Grail. Well in this case the PR lady and the actor (being seasoned pros) were the Indys and we were the useless Nazis – getting hosed in the face by the sneezing dummy on no less than three occasions.

Finally in site news ‘Illustration’ by Quentin Blake is still number one on the wordia chart. If you’ve found a definition you think can beat it make sure you rate it at the end of your viewing of it so it races up the chart to challenge for the top spot.

A very happy Christmas to you all and as always, keep it wordia.

Disorder, affliction, malaise. Call it what you will but we’ve been defining illness offline pretty well this week. There’s been more sniffles in the wordia office than that hayfever sufferers convention I went to in a hay barn surrounded by a highly polluting ringroad. But disease is just a word to the dictionary and the wordia must, and did go on.
In terms of filming we’ve been keeping it pretty showbiz this week. First up was a trip to see Leanne Jones. She is the multi-award winning star of hit West End musical Hairspray. We arrived backstage at the theatre to find that the dreaded lurgy wasn’t just confined to our office but had dared to afflict the crème de la crème of theatreland’s talent. The one and only Michael Ball – no less- was under the weather, causing much consternation amongst the backstage crew. However we were delighted to see Michael stroll casually through the door looking the picture of health. Comforted that the audience wouldn’t be deprived of their main attraction we were able to chat to Leanne with our minds set at rest.
Next up was wordia’s first proper Hollywood film star. This was a pretty big moment for us. After all it’s not everyday you get to shake hands with George of the Jungle himself – Brendan Fraser. Having appeared in blockbusters like the aforementioned Disney comedy, the Mummy trilogy and Crash, Brendan was in town to promote his new movie Inkheart. When relating the experience of meeting him back at the office the description that Homer Simpson gave of God upon meeting him in a dream came to mind, i.e. “nice hair, good teeth, a class act all the way”. Unlinke God, Brendan was very down to earth and I would recommend keeping you eyes peeled for his definitions coming soon – particularly of ‘protagonist’.
In site news after many fantastic entries our Christmas competition has closed. All the winners’ videos (as chosen by the wordia community) are well worth a watch so do take a moment to  give them a spin.
ALIVE by hennell

COMMUNION by fishcatshoe

GOODNESS DaveyBoyz

POWER by fishcatshoe
Finally after two weeks at the top Nick Clegg’s definition of democracy has finally been knocked off the prestigious perch of highest rated video on wordia. In fact it’s dropped all the way down to number three. In its place is Roald Dahl’s legendary illustrator Quentin Blake giving us his feelings on illustration, closely followed by a very funny film that Daveyboyz feels defines parody. We couldn’t agree more.
As always, keep it wordia.

We’ve had a bit of a whirlwind of filming this week. Four very different personalities got captured by the wordia cameras, united only in their desire to redefine the dictionary. First up we found ourselves skulking around Hampstead Heath with the comedians’ comedian Mr. Tony Law. Tony is a Canadian who’s big in Australia and lives in the UK. After regaling us with his multifarious heritage he casually slipped into one of his definitions that he likes to go on time travelling adventures with his dachshunds. Not being ones to argue we let him get on with it, which he did in fine style, putting us completely at our ease. Especially considering that if we needed to do a re-take we could just ask Tony to take us back in time and have another go without wasting any tape.

Right on the other end of the entertainment spectrum was Mr Midas – the UK’s number one dancehall artist. This is one dude who hates the cold. Screaming his frustrations at the British weather from the pit of his well-tuned lungs. So it was just as well that we made him film all three definitions for us outside in temperatures close to freezing. In hindsight we probably should have explained ourselves better when we called the day before to tell him we had a cool location in mind.

Next we had every male teenager from the 90s’ sticky tissue generator: Melinda Messenger. Melinda’s the latest celebrity to bring out their own branded fragrance. Not being versed in the art of perfumery we were amused when reading the press release that perfumes traditionally have three tones to their odour: ‘top notes’, ‘heart notes’ and ‘bottom notes’. To us a bottom note conjures up images of an embarrassing expellation of noxious gas from betwixt one’s buttocks, not the subtle hint of a spring meadow that Melinda was going for, and certainly not something to have blended into a perfume. Having said that Melinda was such a joy to meet and work with that it doesn’t seem beyond the realms of fantasy that her farts do indeed smell of freshly cut flowers.

Finally we were out and about with movie actress Margo Stilley. Like Tony, Margo seemed to be a person with a foot in several continents. She was born in the USA, lives in London and is about to go and do some charity work in Africa. It made us momentarily jealous of these celebrities’ globetrotting lifestyles, before remembering that where there’s a computer, there’s wordia. So although in one way we’re in London, in another way we’re also everywhere………sort of.

In on-site news Nick Clegg’s democracy is still number 1 in the wordia charts. Do you have any new favourites or can the man from Europe’s best-supported third party hang onto the top spot for another week.  Also our fab competition is still open for a few more days. So don’t forget to define power, communion, alive and goodness for your chance to win some christmas cash.

As always, keep it wordia.

So it’s almost the season of goodwill to all men and generosity of spirit. In that vein we’ve launched our first ever competition. A major international brand has approached us asking for wordia users to define some words that embody their message. There’s potentially £1000 up for grabs if you are judged by the wordia community to have delivered the best definition of these words. So get uploading and you may well be able to upgrade that Christmas Turkey to a free range Goose and buy Granny a turbo-zimmer.  But you’d better be quick as the competition closes on 8th December.

On the main site we’ve launched better functionality for all our users. Now every wordia member can add some linkable artwork and a biography to their profile page to accompany their avatar and basic information. It’s a great chance to promote an external project or simply tell the wordia community a little more about yourself. So if you want to tell us about what you’re up to outside the site then get uploading.

In other news we’ve been out filming with X-Factor artistic director and Grease is the Word / So You Think You Can Dance judge Brian Friedman. Brian had very nice Hollywood teeth and used them and the rest of his mouth to good effect in defining a couple of words for us. Having nailed both his definitions in one take we complimented him on his slick delivery. He replied with the amusing but slightly Orwellian quip that ‘nothing exists unless it’s been on TV’.  Perhaps not totally surprising from a guy that works with Britney, Justin and the like on a regular basis.

We’ve also been down on a farm recording with Comedian Adam Riches. It all got rather muddy, a little bit rainy, and accutely pungent. At one point a cow let us know what she thought of our efforts by pooing a heroic amount of faecal matter in our general direction. But somehow Adam managed to concentrate on comedy and the resulting videos were properly funny. Watch out for them in the next few weeks.

Finally it seems that it’s a boom time for the democratic process. Not only did the world’s favourite politician win the US presidency but Nick Clegg’s definition of ‘democracy’ is officially the highest rated definition on wordia. What do you make of it?

As always, keep it wordia.